Yoda. Note 1: no sex

Day 2227. no sex still. web-cam-chat today had i. Wrote that some say did i. True not. The dark side I sense in you. Turn over.
Grave danger you are not in. Hurt it will not. Obsessed I am with your ass.
Trust me. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny! Two fingers I will start with.
Okay. Do or do not, there is no try. Spice things us this does! Cosmo I read it in. That is your magazine is it not?
Impatient you are. Takes time this pill I took. Nervous you are now making - and work it won’t now. Bathroom do you have?
Strong am I with the force. Size matters not.
Consume you it will. Consume you it will! Yes!

left by imaginary girlfriend was i. sad so.

2 Responses to “Yoda. Note 1: no sex”

  1. Catalin Trandafir Says:

    Funny it is. More we want.

  2. Daniel Says:

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