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Yoda. Note 1: no sex

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Day 2227. no sex still. web-cam-chat today had i. Wrote that some say did i. True not. The dark side I sense in you. Turn over.
Grave danger you are not in. Hurt it will not. Obsessed I am with your ass.
Trust me. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny! Two fingers I will start with.
Okay. Do or do not, there is no try. Spice things us this does! Cosmo I read it in. That is your magazine is it not?
Impatient you are. Takes time this pill I took. Nervous you are now making - and work it won’t now. Bathroom do you have?
Strong am I with the force. Size matters not.
Consume you it will. Consume you it will! Yes!

left by imaginary girlfriend was i. sad so.

Tom

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Day 1. Oh, Sunny-day. Im a little bit tired. Just watched the Garfield movie. Tried some lasagna. Horrid. That cat is definitely fake. There’s nothin in the world to replace tuna.

Jerry

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Day 1. Sun-Day. Im a little bit tired. Tom is definitely stupid.