Archive for the ‘Celebrity Headlines’ Category

rihanna + josh = LOVE

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

 they’d make a nice wedding cake together… with a black dahlia under an umbrella ella ellla…
she will sing, he will dance, she will  mumble sthing, he will be… the resurrected champ.

“He is so hot and he is so sweet to me. When we hang out it feels right - even though it’s still pretty new”, confessed Rihanna…  So, it’s true: she has fallen had over heals in love with Josh Hartnett. “I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends” said the singer…

Well, good luck and don’t wait up too long with the sex tape…

Mika vs Mika

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

The ‘Grace Kelly’ singer should change his name, suggests a Belgian singer, who has registered the name Mika as her performance name in the 1980s.
Our beloved Mica Penniman who has bewitched us with his Relax take it easy chills, was threatened with a lawsuit by that belgian reggae star. I don’t think she’s fat, but her act makes her look this way. fat and ugly and sex lacking…
Mika should in fact change that video in which all those fat women feel good and slam the damn biaaaatch…

muslims would have britney and mandonna’s heads cut off

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

well, the vagina show off could stop. the shaved monkey fever is up. apparently, spokesman and senior leader of the Palestinian Resistance Committees, Muhammed Abdel-Al, slated madonna and britney in his new book Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!.
the kids cannot save them, if they behave like “whores”…
“I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam”, says the guy, who is part of a Gaza Strip based radical group.

“If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing… we can stone them or kill them as we see fit if they keep tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be hit eighty times with a belt.”

put on the veil, forget about kabala, start a belly-dance movement or sthin, girls, coz if you still show the crack, the muslims will atack…

Kylie - Oliver = well, whatever. split or not.

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Kylie Minogue is said to have split from her long-term boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Apparently she “lost all trust” in the “blood and chocolate” star. Some say Kylie saw some pics with Olivier spending time with another woman, some say Olivier was reluctant to the idea of adopting a child together.
Whatever the truth, they are spending some time apart.

Maybe this will inspire her to write another song for all the fat girls to cry on.