Bubble Zone: Mako, Dexy & friends

 they’d make a nice wedding cake together… with a black dahlia under an umbrella ella ellla…
she will sing, he will dance, she will  mumble sthing, he will be… the resurrected champ.

“He is so hot and he is so sweet to me. When we hang out it feels right - even though it’s still pretty new”, confessed Rihanna…  So, it’s true: she has fallen had over heals in love with Josh Hartnett. “I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends” said the singer…

Well, good luck and don’t wait up too long with the sex tape…

The ‘Grace Kelly’ singer should change his name, suggests a Belgian singer, who has registered the name Mika as her performance name in the 1980s.
Our beloved Mica Penniman who has bewitched us with his Relax take it easy chills, was threatened with a lawsuit by that belgian reggae star. I don’t think she’s fat, but her act makes her look this way. fat and ugly and sex lacking…
Mika should in fact change that video in which all those fat women feel good and slam the damn biaaaatch…

well, the vagina show off could stop. the shaved monkey fever is up. apparently, spokesman and senior leader of the Palestinian Resistance Committees, Muhammed Abdel-Al, slated madonna and britney in his new book Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!.
the kids cannot save them, if they behave like “whores”…
“I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam”, says the guy, who is part of a Gaza Strip based radical group.

“If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing… we can stone them or kill them as we see fit if they keep tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be hit eighty times with a belt.”

put on the veil, forget about kabala, start a belly-dance movement or sthin, girls, coz if you still show the crack, the muslims will atack…

Why not talk about Ahmadinejad’s (Mahmoud, darlin’!) clothes as well? Everybody keeps on babbling about his nukes. And they do that because he seems to have them! The nukes, I mean. Well, not anymore! (nevertheless, he still might have those nukes). I’m here to tell you more about his fashion soft spots, his desire to accessorize, other than The Revolutionary Guards.

From the very beginning, I must say I’m totally grateful for the fact that he’s not wearing mullah traditional robes. However, the alternative is not as glamorous as one would expect. [Cheshire grin] His suits seem tailored with the specific purpose of attracting no attention whatsoever. His words, quite the contrary. And yet, he’s just the perfectly-boring-slightly-loser-next-door-neighborish type of guy possibly working for his pocket change in a shoemakers’ shop. Who occasionally goes to disco on Saturday nights wearing synthetic glam 70’s John Travolta shirts. The pink ones.

THE STORY OF MAHMOUD AND MANOLO

So, Mahmoud was sipping his fifth Cosmo checking stuff out through the crowded room, teeming with virgins and suicidal bombers, on a hot summer night somewhere on a dance floor in the Middle East. He was also wearing a heavy golden bracelet, and had its spare in his pocket, adjustable into a pair of handcuffs in case the hopes were high. And also the chicks. Suddenly, his heart started pumping like mad. A nightly gazelle was approaching him with her eyelashes flipping through the tensed smoky air. She was none other than Imelda Marcos’s shoe advisor. (Mahmoud was young at that time, studying Hydrology at the local technical university). He did have a secret passion for shoes, shared with no one, not even his best friend (a controversial figure currently working with the CIA after having fled
Iran into US in 1997 …therefore, we cannot give names, we’ll just call him “You-know-who-comma-darlin’!”). Anyway, he secretly read women’s magazines and was dying to get into that blissful place where he could look and, oh, My sweet precious Lord!, maybe even…touch (auch!) a pair of Blahniks. Yes, he did watch Sex and The City religiously and he wasn’t quite happy with the series ending. Back. He was staring at the (we shall call her) Gazelle’s gorgeous shoes as if there was no tomorrow. He felt God’s might just by gazing at those marvels. He felt the wonder of Creation and the never-ending kingdom of Peace staring back from the heelless straps of fine leather, a masterly crafted jewel. Useless to say, they were a pair of Blahniks. Not any Blahniks, but the Arunium. (To be continued)

Kylie Minogue is said to have split from her long-term boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Apparently she “lost all trust” in the “blood and chocolate” star. Some say Kylie saw some pics with Olivier spending time with another woman, some say Olivier was reluctant to the idea of adopting a child together.
Whatever the truth, they are spending some time apart.

Maybe this will inspire her to write another song for all the fat girls to cry on.

Day 2227. no sex still. web-cam-chat today had i. Wrote that some say did i. True not. The dark side I sense in you. Turn over.
Grave danger you are not in. Hurt it will not. Obsessed I am with your ass.
Trust me. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny! Two fingers I will start with.
Okay. Do or do not, there is no try. Spice things us this does! Cosmo I read it in. That is your magazine is it not?
Impatient you are. Takes time this pill I took. Nervous you are now making - and work it won’t now. Bathroom do you have?
Strong am I with the force. Size matters not.
Consume you it will. Consume you it will! Yes!

left by imaginary girlfriend was i. sad so.

TREVOR REZNIK, lathe-operator. Trevor Reznik, insomniac. Trevor Reznik, killer. Trevor Reznik, some of the most interesting movies characters of the past 3 years.
The Machinist (2004) - Directed by Brad Anderson; Writing credits (WGA) Scott Kosar
Starring: Christian Bale. (30 January 1974) - Dropped 63 pounds for this part. He had a single vitamin consultation with a nutritionist to guide him. He ate only salads and apples, chewed gum, smoked cigarettes, and drank nonfat lattes.

Day 1. Watchin’ Dallas. The movie. 4 no reason at all. Just lettin’ it run 4 it reminds me of my parents. The few times they smiled to each other, as far as I remember, were the times they sat together eating popcorn and watchin’ that silly cult-oil-show. It was nice.

Day 1. Oh, Sunny-day. Im a little bit tired. Just watched the Garfield movie. Tried some lasagna. Horrid. That cat is definitely fake. There’s nothin in the world to replace tuna.

Day 1. Sun-Day. Im a little bit tired. Tom is definitely stupid.